Girlfriends!

A group of 15-year-old girls discussed where they should

meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at

the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had

$6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies lives on that street and they might see him and they can ride their bikes there.

10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends

discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon

that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was

cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and

there were lots of cute guys.

10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon

that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos

were good, it was right near the gym and if they go late enough, there

wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

10 years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again

discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon

that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis

were big, and the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again

discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed they

should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was reasonable, the wine list was good, they had windows that open in case

of a hot flash, and fish is good for your cholesterol.

10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again

discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that

they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because lighting was good

and they have an early bird special.

10 years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because food was not too spicy, the restaurant was handicapped accessible and they even had an

elevator!

10 years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again

discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that

they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never

been there before.

Pretty Pretty Please! YOU ARE PERFECT TO ME!!!

THIS IS WHY I GET NOTHING DONE-problems with ADD

Here is what my day was like-

Ritalin Anyone????:

6:00 am-Sky comes in dressed for school, ready to snuggle as my alarm goes off

this was the highlight of my day, my girls RARELY snuggle anymore!

6:15 am-after snuggles w/ my Noops (Sky's nickname) & hitting the snooze button,

i get up dressed & ready for work,

apply make up 1/2 assed(you would not approve Ash)

then change 17 times before i decide on an outfit

6:58-rush downstairs,

write a check for school,

make tea for my travel mug(disney of course)

grab banana & bag for work, off i go

7:29.59-pull into work just in time

8:30-finish testing & tutoring, decide I should head to walmart

8:34-in my car thinking it is a really good idea to check email

8:45-still in school parking lot writing posts to Facebook about American Idol

8:49-drive to Walmart & park car, enter store where i don't really need shit

9:20-leave store with shit i don't really need & drive home

(Shit I Don't Need)

Between the hours of 9:40& 3:30 this is what i did:

get home

change into comfy clothes

make coffee, drink first cup

strip sheets off our bed

put in load of laundry

unload dishwasher

call my dad(his sister just passed away-90 years old)

start making meatballs & sauce for dinner tonight

make bowl of oatmeal for breakfast

eat bowl of said oatmeal

drink second cup of coffee

let dogs out, let dogs in (repeated 3 times over course of several hours)

paint shelf for girls room that i bought at the goodwill 6 months ago

scrub other shelf w/ primitive stars that i also bought at good will 6 months ago

check Facebook & email 17 times......

drive to Cathy's, take Riley with me to let Sage out

almost ram into the mailman who is in our driveway & I dont bother to realize till I am half out of the garage!!!!

attempt drive to Cathys again

drop off old teaching materials while at Cathy's, realize I forgot 2 items(imagine that)!

speak to my HS friend Colleen while I am at Cathy's & watching the dogs play

drive home with Riley

paint little chair that i am planning to mod podge

(chair that I will be modge podging soon, post coming)

go up in attic to look for country/primitive stuff for shelf

download no rain ring tone

said some prayers for some people in need

wonder why I can never get anything done!

start writing this post

put wet laundry into dryer

clean up paint supplies

ask joe to hang shelves for me

do suggestive dance so Joe will hang shelves for me,

(well what i thought was suggestive, others may call spastic & awkward)

eat meatballs that i made for lunch

ask Joe about his Crossfit work out

listen to joe tell me about his Crossfit workout

fantasize about Joe's trainer who he describes in full detail (about all his tight muscles)

-is that wrong??

for

Joe to be describing OR me to be fantasizing????

or both????

write more on this post

take photos for this post

swiffer kitchen floor

Still wonder why i get nothing done........

Now I am ready for a nap & the girls bus will be here in a minute!!!!!

SQUIRREL!

Tell me about your ADD day!

It started with a beach trip

So four of us took a trip to the Beach, all with major life experiences to share. Each one of us with many gifts. It was a renewal and therapy for the soul for each of us. We laughed we cried & we talked about everything from crazy places we had sex to how to do an excel spread sheet!

Here is a brief intro to each of us-names & places have been changed to protect the innocent!

And so the PACT has begun!