So I have a night to myself
Joe has taken the girls camping
I decide, I am going to shop for a dress
I need a dress for the girls communion
So I head over to Brier Creek to TJ Maxx
I find a couple of cute dresses and enter the fitting room
I am down to my undies & bra
and I hear
.....Oh Lawd
That thing is sparking
....Oh Lawd
Followed by a store associate-
....Please leave the dressing room immediately
Leave the clothes, just get out
Seriously!
Come on, I am in my undies
I was so pissed
then i got really scared
I was like I don't want to get stampeded on my way out the door of
TJ Maxx
That is not how I want to go
In a panic I pull up my pants
leave them 1/2 buttoned
I exit the stall & look up to see sparks flying out of the air vent
for realzzzz!
so I high tail it out of the store
leaving a trail of "freak out" behind me
Didnt stick around to see how it all turned out
I just ran
Then I decide, since I am here I will try Ross
Never been in there
Lets give it a looksie
Get there, the sign on the door says
CASH ONLY, computer problems,
no credit or debit cards acceptable
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
WTF
REALLY, WTF
Well, I went in anyway
Shoulda left when I had the chance
Tried on 9 dresses
and now I am in spiral of self hate
I hate my body
why cant I be a size 4
size 4 dresses are cute
everything
I try on looks like shit
I hate shopping
I need a personal shopper
I bet Kate Middleton haas a personal shopper
Waaaaaah I want to be a princess & have a personal shopper
So then I leave Ross
disgusted
to see this lovely sight
Then I realize
well, maybe I narrowly escaped death at TJ Maxx so
So this is a blessing, right....
OK
I make peace with myself & decide to hit up the mall this week
I hop back in my car to drive home
with in 5 minutes of my house
I look down & notice this
Gas light on E
This is so not my day!