I shoulda stayed home!

So I have a night to myself

Joe has taken the girls camping

I decide, I am going to shop for a dress

I need a dress for the girls communion

So I head over to Brier Creek to TJ Maxx

I find a couple of cute dresses and enter the fitting room

I am down to my undies & bra

and I hear

.....Oh Lawd

That thing is sparking

....Oh Lawd

Followed by a store associate-

....Please leave the dressing room immediately

Leave the clothes, just get out

Seriously!

Come on, I am in my undies

I was so pissed

then i got really scared

I was like I don't want to get stampeded on my way out the door of

TJ Maxx

That is not how I want to go

In a panic I pull up my pants

leave them 1/2 buttoned

I exit the stall & look up to see sparks flying out of the air vent

for realzzzz!

so I high tail it out of the store

leaving a trail of "freak out" behind me

Didnt stick around to see how it all turned out

I just ran

Then I decide, since I am here I will try Ross

Never been in there

Lets give it a looksie

Get there, the sign on the door says

CASH ONLY, computer problems,

no credit or debit cards acceptable

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

WTF

REALLY, WTF

Well, I went in anyway

Shoulda left when I had the chance

Tried on 9 dresses

and now I am in spiral of self hate

I hate my body

why cant I be a size 4

size 4 dresses are cute

everything

I try on looks like shit

I hate shopping

I need a personal shopper

I bet Kate Middleton haas a personal shopper

Waaaaaah I want to be a princess & have a personal shopper

So then I leave Ross

disgusted

to see this lovely sight

Then I realize

well, maybe I narrowly escaped death at TJ Maxx so

So this is a blessing, right....

OK

I make peace with myself & decide to hit up the mall this week

I hop back in my car to drive home

with in 5 minutes of my house

I look down & notice this

Gas light on E

This is so not my day!