Girlfriends!

A group of 15-year-old girls discussed where they should

meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at

the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had

$6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies lives on that street and they might see him and they can ride their bikes there.

10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends

discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon

that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was

cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and

there were lots of cute guys.

10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon

that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos

were good, it was right near the gym and if they go late enough, there

wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

10 years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again

discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon

that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis

were big, and the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again

discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed they

should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was reasonable, the wine list was good, they had windows that open in case

of a hot flash, and fish is good for your cholesterol.

10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again

discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that

they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because lighting was good

and they have an early bird special.

10 years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because food was not too spicy, the restaurant was handicapped accessible and they even had an

elevator!

10 years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again

discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that

they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never

been there before.